The funny things they say…

From Ma Puce, aged 3 years and 2 months…

Ma Puce: “Mummy, my pants have gone up my crutch”

Me: “Have they darling?”

Ma Puce: Yes, they are feeding the baby that’s in my tummy”

Me: “?????????? Oh”


From my Dad, aged somewhat older than Ma Puce…

Dad on phone call to me: “Oh here’s your mum, she’s just off to do her hair”

Pregnant pause, muffled sound of brain whirring

Dad: “Erm, she’s just done her hair”