Things Kids Say: Two year old has got a ‘stinky brief’

Had to share this little gem; husband had to leave before Ma Puce woke up this morning. She wasn’t very happy to discover this, so after she’d had her milk we put in a call to him.

“How are you?” said her dad.

“I still not very well” replied Ma Puce (both she and I have been suffering with a rather horrid throat / cold thing this week)

“Oh, what’s the matter with you?” enquired her dad.

“I’ve got a stinky brief” said Ma Puce, in the kind of knowledgeable way that only a little girl of two years and nine months can muster.

Now, I know that in spite of a horrid week of illness I am pretty much on top of the washing, so I can only think that a ‘stinky brief’ is a ‘stinking cold’.

I did ask Ma Puce, but she had taken mild offence at the fact I had tears of laughter (I know, I know, bad mummy, but it has been one of those weeks) running down my cheeks and refused to divulge.

mother.wife.me AKA Luci McQuitty Hindmarsh. I'm a London based blogger, writer and social media maven. This is a personal blog about my life as a MOTHER to a little girl, WIFE to a businessman husband and all the other general stuff that happens to ME.

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    Brilliant – that is so sweet! :o ).

    • http://www.motherwifeme.com mother.wife.me

      One of her best yet!

  • http://www.blogiota.blogspot.com Iota

    Stinky brief… stinking cold… same difference.

    • http://www.motherwifeme.com mother.wife.me

      Oh for sure!

  • http://www.honestmum.com HonestMum

    Heheh! Brilliant!

    • http://www.motherwifeme.com mother.wife.me

      She’s a wordsmith alright!

  • http://scottishmum.com Scottish Mum

    Hahahahaha, that made me laugh at my computer, a real live laugh….

    • http://www.motherwifeme.com mother.wife.me

      Excellent, glad to have been of service!!! x

  • http://www.actuallymummy.co.uk Actually Mummy…

    Bless her :)

    • http://www.motherwifeme.com mother.wife.me

      She so cute!